No, really.

Below the fold.......

It's Saturday night. I feel like having some fun.

Warning: if you don't have a warped sense of humor, you should probably go back to the home page now.

For tonight, there is not a liberal America, there is not a conservative America, there is the United States of America.

Jump.

Do you want to sideline on this?
Fuck it. Irrelevant.....
goddamn, I'm drunk.
Never mind. We got a guy to elect.
Never mind this.
Don't let this sideline it.
Forward, into the breach.
It's hard for me to say this, because BY TALKING ABOUT IT AT ALL, I exacerbate the situation.
So...I won't.
Instead, I'll sweat the meat in the seat.
Because John Edwards isn't at issue.
At issue is Barack Obama vs John McCain.
I know what matters.
Do you?

Remember this?

More lolz below the fold........

(crossposted from Docudharma)

This is an essay grounded in simple reality, and intended for the perusal of those who are mentally and emotionally equipped to deal in such terms.
As to those who are not, it is my hope that you will herein acquire such tools.
But I'm not holding my breath.
The schoolin' begins on the jump.

(Note: This diary concerns recent developments regarding a musician whose style is generally, though not necessarily always accurately, typed as "R&B", i.e., rhythm and blues.)
crossposted from Docudharma

Dear Mr. Nelson:

I have a fucking BONE to pick with you.
Below the fold.

(crossposted from Docudharma)

Fall River (MA) —

Before Saturday night, Bruce Hebert wondered why God kept him on Earth.
By 7:30 p.m., he had his answer.

Below the fold...

Shit. I'm late.

In the shade below the fold.

(crossposted from Cobalt6)

This is what Larry Sabato thinks of you. This is the level he thinks you operate on.

During the March 25 edition of Fox News' Your World With Neil Cavuto, Larry J. Sabato, director of the Center for Politics at the University of Virginia, asserted: "Look, when you analyze parties, you need to think of them this way: The Democratic Party is the mommy party, and the Republican Party is the daddy party" -- recycling a standard gender cliché frequently used by the media to discuss Republicans and Democrats.

More below the diaper fold.

I saved this diary for today for a reason...because I strongly suspected what I would be put through this morning, and I was right.
I knew I would need this, and I was right.
When I worked and lived in Virginia, my first immediate supervisor was a wingnut.
But he was an enjoyable wingnut, always ready for a lively debate, a good supervisor, a great announcer, and a good man.
More on the jump.

˙ploɟ ǝɥʇ ʍolǝq

In the past weeks, Hillary Clinton has gained many important endorsements. While her backers have bemoaned the fact that endorsments they - and she - feel that she is owed, endorsements such as those of Ted Kennedy and John Kerry, have gone to Barack Obama, my own Congressman, the indefatigable Barney Frank, has endorsed her candidacy, we would do well to remember that she also has the endorsement and unqualified support of the last decent President this country had, in those halcyon days before the Chimp d' Etat.
But this latest endorsement makes the most compelling statement yet.
On the jump..........

Okay, I said....I swore....I was putting this guy on permanent ignore.
And I had my reasons.
But I can't resist this. I just can't.
I can't BELIEVE I'm five days late to this party, but here it comes.

Too funny. Too f'in funny!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Below the fold............

A poor diary, short and light on substance, but you can judge it for yourself.
It's below the fold.

In light of recent developments on this site regarding ratings wars and candidate gangs, I thought it my duty to deliver the sad, hard truth to all these ....rabid? partisans running amuck here.....no, not rabies........
Distemper.
Y'all freakin' Pootie out.

So I have no recourse left to deal with this situation, except to put you on notice:
Your candidate sucks.
I will tell you why below the fold.

(can you Handel the tune?)
Resolutions, Resolutions
Resolutions, resolutions
We make them every year
and break some every years
but still and all it's clear
were standing right up here
so everyone can cheer....
our resolutions.......

Buhdy is travelin' today, so.....I'll handle this.
Below the fold.....

So what would you think of a Congressman who rails on and on about the evils of internet gambling, even authors a law banning it that was declared illegal by the WTO, subjecting the US to compensation claims from other nations, yet is accepting donations from the horse racing industry?
His name is Bob Goodlatte, Republican representative from Virginia's Sixth District.
He has been described as a "little, dweeby, hypocritical moralist." (Perspectives Weekly)
He is also, quite possibly, a suitable target for an Ethics Committee investigation.

Below the fold........

So anyway, I finally got out of the South.
Instead of getting in trouble for doing what I want to do on the radio, now it's part of what they pay me for.
Had a guest on Friday.
More data below the fold.