WAYWO - Soldiering On

My dear WAYWO-ers,

You all know that I am a soldier in Sock Wars III, and I have been bravely knitting away at my sock. As it happens, my second pair of socks EVER.

Now I have to start all over again. My sock is unworthy to be used as a weapon against my designated target. Errors of all types abound in this sad little ... er, big ... sock.

There's a spot of good news, though. Just a tiny one.

My assassin is due to die tomorrow. Her assassin has announced the impending demise, and I have celebrated in a most unsportsmanlike manner.

I'm hoping to be able to make one kill this war, but I'm concerned. Once my assassin's assassin receives the incomplete socks meant for me, I may not be long for this earth. Needless to say, all other projects are on hold until I kill or am killed.

We who are about to die salute you.

Sincerely,

The Soon-to-be Asoxinated emeraldmaiden